The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Green mimosas i think yes
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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