Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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