People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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