don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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