She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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