Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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