Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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