you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He better not be in your backpack
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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