Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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