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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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