If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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