dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I think people are normalizing furries
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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