Im at strip club and am horny
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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