But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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