Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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