your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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