If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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