just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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