I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize