Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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