You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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