Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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