I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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