i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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