Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My life is pants optional.
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