I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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