The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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