am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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