i barfeds in our rink
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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