So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
