I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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