i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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