I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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