Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Fuck appropriateness.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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