She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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