you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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