So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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