I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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