would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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