That's intense
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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