he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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