That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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