So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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