Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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