Define "chronic" masturbator.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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