singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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its like you know when i get waxed
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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