Whod you bang
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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