is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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