Apparently you make a good broom.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
what day is it and did you see me today?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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