woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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