nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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