u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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