Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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