Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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