i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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